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Feb
09

Paris Hilton has a crush on Robert Pattinson!

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 Paris: “I just saw Twilight last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Rob is a beautiful man and an amazing actor,” Paris recently told E! Online. “He’s fabulous!”

4tnz: No duh! Tell us something we don’t know.

Paris: “Now I understand all the hype,” she continued. “I just didn’t get it before, but now it all makes sense. I really enjoyed the movie and loved watching Rob in it.”

4tnz: OK, I’m sure she’s such a HUGH Twilight fan (not!). But it’s not just jealousy on our part. Here are five logical reasons why Pariston would make a bad couple:

1. He’s British. She thinks England is one of the 50 states.
2. He played a vampire. She can’t spell vampire (“with two P’s or one?”).
3. He’s shy about the spotlight. She bathes in it.
4. He likes to read. She believes Barnes & Noble is a law firm.
5. He’s sucked blood. She just sucks.

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